Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bow to Chuck Norris.

An officemate sent me this link to Chuck Norris Facts, a veritable treasure of Chuck Norris and the wonderful things he can do.

Some gems:
  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
  • Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • There's no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Take that, Conan!